Answer:
This is roughly translated from my knowledge. I hope it helps a bit!
"The Monster"
Dr. Frankenstein: "I have an excellent idea. This night I'm going to create a horrible creature."
Igor: "Yes, master."
Dr. F: "First I need a body. Do you have a body, Igor?"
Igor:"Here you have a body, teacher; A body old and ugly."
Dr. F:"Good, good. Now I need two arms, Igor."
Igor:"Here they are, master. Two large and strong arms with a lot of hair."
Dr. F:"Good. and the hands?"
Igor:"Here is two hands, one hand of a man and another of a gorilla."
Dr. F:"How many fingers does the hand have?"
Igor:"Ten fingers, master."
Dr. F:"Perfect."
Igor:"But one hand has seven fingers and the other only has three fingers."
Dr. F:"It doesn't matter. Now I need the feet. Do we have any feet?"
Igor:"Yes, master. We have one foot big and the another one small."
Dr. F:"That's okay. The monster does not need to dance. But it still doesn't have a head."
Igor:"Here it is, master. A small head with a ridiculous face."
Dr. F:"Magnificent. And now, the current electricity to bring the monster to life."
Igor:"Look. The monster lives. It wants to speak."
Dr. F:"Speak! speak!"
Monster:"I speak, you speak, he speaks..."
Dr. F:"What a fantastic monster!"
