Germany, Germany
Germany is a really, really nice place
Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food,
And it doesn't suck like English food
Sausages with cheeses always taste sooo good~
It'd be heaven for a dog
Yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me,
How is it that you Germans are so robust?
You're crushing me with your intimidation
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear
Your women terrify me
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of bear and then bust it on somebody's heaaaddd~?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs,
German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany
Are more rugged than I am!
YAHOO!
